Maria Mayrinck 10 Sep 2014
Maria Mayrinck @Maridu
It’s pretty fucking official: twitter has rotted my brain. #NotThatIHadOneToBeginWith http://t.co/pNqadlHL9J
RT @ForrestTed: .@CardPlayerMedia Correcting the numbers: @themouthmatusow has payed me $70.500 of the 1.8million he owes me for the weight…
Maria Mayrinck 9 Sep 2014
Dear @888poker @888poker_br we are hanging by a thread, so please read this carefully. Thanks! http://t.co/aOQvIirFQc
Goddamn, I just love this modern bilingual USA! #CulturalIntegration http://t.co/E6X9ZhDllw
Dear Apple, take your iphone 6 & shove it where the sun doesn’t shine. Yours Sincerely, an asshole who recently bought the iphone 5.
as you read this know that I’m sleeping oh so cozy in my bed & that this is a scheduled tweet. Maybe I’m a robot. God, I wish I was a robot.
It’s the 4yr anniversary of xbox deducting $10/month from my BoA. I don’t own an xbox. I’ve contested it 3x. Maybe I should buy an xbox?
I wonder how many squats a day @Beyonce does to have that perfect ass. I did 100 today, which was really like 25… I mean, I only did 25.
I’m having such a good hair day, it’s a shame only my gynecologist saw it. At least I got to 3rd base w no prelims. http://t.co/S59Hiq3cAe
Maria Mayrinck 8 Sep 2014
Sometimes I worry that the grunge look might make a comeback. My mind is full.
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