Maria Mayrinck 20 May 2016
Maria Mayrinck @Maridu
1 hour till the market closes, my brother is hard at work. #MayrinckMen ❤️🙏 @ Hyde Park https://t.co/MtzTWjaJuY
Maria Mayrinck 15 May 2016
You know you’re getting old when you get pissed at your friends who call to wish you happy birthday “Why you reminding me bitch?” #YayMe
Maria Mayrinck 14 May 2016
Went to a biker bar, ordered a "virgin" White Russian to see if they'd give me a glass of milk then left on a Harley. My life is oxymoronic.
Maria Mayrinck 6 May 2016
Legit: spoke to my best friend today & she didn’t know anything about Lemonade, Becky w the good hair, etc. She uses her 3 kids as excuse
You really don’t appreciate life to the fullest & all it’s beauty until Harry Styles cuts off his hair.
Maria Mayrinck 5 May 2016
My friend says “let’s go troll the genius guys at the apple store”. New realm of loserdom; troll guys who didn’t make it as nerds.
Youtube is killing my soul in 15 second commercials at a time…
(cont.) according to my 11 yr old niece it’s ok for me to like Justin Bieber, even love him, as long as I love Harry Styles more. #RULES
Till yesterday I didn’t know what One Direction was. Horrified, my 11yr old niece gave me a tutorial & now I am @Harry_Styles all day
Maria Mayrinck 26 Apr 2016
has anyone ever had sex on a Wednesday? Is it Wednesday? I’m stuck in a Monday that never ends…
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