Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a hand called beer
In Glasgow Unibet Open i was called and raised
On the table is where i spend most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all playin' some poker, final table heads up
When this guy who was up to no good
Starting making flushes in my neigborhood
I got in a fight with 2♥7♥A♥ flop, and my mom got mad
And said you're folding this hand and then get to bed.
I begged and pleaded with her tell her i could win
Then she told me allright then, just go all-in.
She gave me a kiss and she gave me hope
The other guy called and i was like nope
He showed us K♥Q♥ and i put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it
First class this was bad yo
After that the 2♦ came
Is this is what winning the Unibet Open feels like?
Hmmm this might be alright
So with the last card being a A♠ I had had won
I pulled a full house
And i yelled to my opponend
Yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom, i was totaly smokin'
To sit at my throne
I've won the Unibet Open
