Tom Watts 22 Nov 2013
Tom Watts @taw90
"Thank you for the Maths, Tom". What a lovely pick-up at the end of the week!
Tom Watts 20 Nov 2013
RT @MooseAllain: I've just washed my mouth out with soap and water. Tasted fucking awful, but I think it's worked.
RT @keewa: I mean, come on @UKLabour. Do you actually *want* people to vote for you? You have all the cards and you're completely fucking i…
Tom Watts 19 Nov 2013
RT @theswearingnews: "I've fucked everything up." -David Cameron
Tom Watts 17 Nov 2013
There is more than one Elvis in Tolkien's novels - or as he refers to them, Elves.
Tom Watts 16 Nov 2013
Just remembered a lesson from Reception I can use now. Bless you, long-term memory! Now catch up, short-term!
Would you look at that, top of the league! It's only League One, mind, but we're still top. #wolves
Tom Watts 15 Nov 2013
RT @stephencgrant: Pudsey bear has only one eye and no perception of depth. How do we know he's giving the money to children, and not just …
RT @Lotus_F1Team: Heikki's back out. And if anyone asks, he's long and hard (for chassis and tyres respectively). http://t.co/GWHEA7qZTm
Tom Watts 14 Nov 2013
RT @Cunny71: So @GaryBarlow is shocked that a kid’s care centre relies on donations. Priceless from a man who supported the Tories in the 2…
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