Tom Watts 12 Jun 2014
Tom Watts @taw90
RT @MooseAllain: My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse.
RT @MooseAllain: 4,356,284… 4,356,285… 4,356,286… 4,356,2847… 4,356,288… 4,356,289… a… a… a… a… TCHOO! Damn. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5 #pollencount
Tom Watts 10 Jun 2014
RT @RookeryMike: Being branded racist by Sepp Blatter is a nightmare for the British media. Where on earth will they find 5,000 Euros to pa…
The first person ever to sneeze must have been pretty surprised. This is the kind of thing I think about at break time.
"If you don't eat fibre, you'll get constipation, Watson." "No shit, Sherlock."
Tom Watts 9 Jun 2014
RT @fleetstreetfox: Has Gove *really* just criticised Islamic schools for not teaching evolution? The Gove who approved 3 creationist Chris…
Tom Watts 8 Jun 2014
How is it already Sunday evening?! Bloody hell, weekend over in the blink of an eye
Tom Watts 7 Jun 2014
ITV football coverage can be slated at times but they're not doing too bad in what is an absurd situation
At this rate, Lee Dixon is our best right-back #calamityJohnson
RT @TSBible: Glen Johnson is about as much use as an inflatable dartboard.
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