Allen Davis 1 Jun 2017
Jay Davis @O2brutal
Why do I keep seeing sneak previews of The Walking Dead season 9? https://t.co/IudIizzvwp
Allen Davis 7 May 2017
Hey, @MSNBC. No need to waste money on ads telling us, "This is who we are." We know who you are. It's why we watch. HILARIOUS!!!! #fakenews
Despite the fervor over #Firecolbert, he's learned the one lesson the rest of the left clearly hasn't. Insult the candidate, not the voters.
Allen Davis 6 May 2017
In other news, Twitter's Who to follow feature recommended Barack Obama. Dear, Twitter. Your shit is broke. Please fix. Love, Jesus. xxxooo
If I could interview any one person, living or dead, I would interview Hitler. And I would ask only one question. "Are you literally Trump?"
Allen Davis 22 Apr 2017
In other news, the TSA will now be allowing passengers to bring box cutters on to flights... to defend themselves from airline personnel.
Talking about racism is like sitting at the kids' table at Thanksgiving. Sure, you're having fun. But no one really takes you seriously.
If I'm ever a judge on an island in the pacific please, don't refer to me as "a judge on an island in the pacific." #JeffSessions #fakenews
Allen Davis 19 Apr 2017
Him: Is there a grocer in Dagerfall? Me: There's a Vons over by the castle. Crickets: chirp
Allen Davis 18 Apr 2017
Are the libtards out of REEEEEE yet? Let's just check Twitter and oh yep nope... look at that.. still plenty of it left in the little fellas
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