Allen Davis 7 Dec 2016
Jay Davis @O2brutal
Not 10 mins. into @VanJones68 new show on @CNN and he squeals, "But you are a woman! I don't understand!" He's right. He doesn't understand.
Allen Davis 6 Dec 2016
Whoa. Whoa! WHOA!!! ...what exactly do you mean by "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" you racist sonofabitch?!?! (Things not heard in 2017)
Allen Davis 4 Dec 2016
I'm officially announcing the EXITEXIT movement. This historic movement will, once and for all, bring an end to appending EXIT to things.
Allen Davis 26 Nov 2016
I suspect the person most upset at Fidel Castro's passing is Florence Henderson.
Allen Davis 16 Nov 2016
HIM We should fly a galactic flag to show unity for our Antarean and Rigelan brothers and sisters ME That's fine but NO DIRTY ALDEBARANIANS!
Allen Davis 14 Nov 2016
I just figured out why all the salty liberals want to move to Canada. They have a lot of moose limbs up there.
Allen Davis 13 Nov 2016
That moment you realize nobody gives one single solitary airborne fuck what you tell them to think. #SaveTheDay… https://t.co/TPAONI7FjM
I may have been wrong. Trump might actually be a racist after all. I heard he's about to kick a black guy out of his house. That's crazy!!!!
By the way, for all you "But.. but.. muh poplar vote tree" people. CA and NY don't get to dictate who runs the country. The union has spoken
Allen Davis 11 Nov 2016
I think we just discovered Trump's secret plan to defeat ISIS. Win election. Trigger all libtards. Make them join ISIS. ISIS commits suicide
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