Michael Rizzuto 6 Dec 2014
Michael Rizzuto @mikerizz33
Sometimes when I'm watching DVR'ed shows, I don't fast forward through the commercials, slapping technology right in the face.
Michael Rizzuto 5 Dec 2014
My roommate called in sick today to chain smoke and play call of duty. That's annoying af to me. #FuckthatFriday
On Thursdays, people use alliteration as an excuse to show us shit from the past. On Fridays I'll use it to vent, I call it #FuckthatFriday
Michael Rizzuto 4 Dec 2014
I wonder what the psycho-analysis is of someone who rips open their fast food bag every time, instead of just taking the items out. Weird.
Getting my first good look at Duke this year and they nice, they really nice.
What'chu know bout that premium for 2.14? Nothin. #Shell #Rewards #2003? http://t.co/ygxLu3f7LV
Michael Rizzuto 3 Dec 2014
One of these players smells dookie. http://t.co/703QFew3Ms
Michael Rizzuto 28 Nov 2014
RT @laurenutz: @mikerizz33 back atcha...you were actually a topic tonight
@laurenutz Happy Cranksgiving!
Michael Rizzuto 27 Nov 2014
Bit by a Husky last night. Been bit by a Rot, Doberman, and Dani's Yorkie before tho, so it's cool.
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