Michael Rizzuto 29 May 2015
Michael Rizzuto @mikerizz33
.@AndyMilonakis What the fuck you be on, my weed reek, no Theon, wrist froze like freon, when I'm in your pool gettin my pee on.
Michael Rizzuto 28 May 2015
Just won a $529 pot online at 1/2 plo8 without showdown and u guys still think it's cool to fly to Nevada every summer to flip coins.
Anybody have any interesting conversations while meeting some really cool new people in line for the Colossus today?
Wug in the 5k? Oh sorry to hear that, wanna get some pho? No, you're oi? Ok good luck in the shootout. Oh, you're playing the 08? #wsop
RT @MichaelRyanRuiz: Heat in 5
I'm not playing the wsop. I'm trolling the wsop. Good luck twitter donks.
Michael Rizzuto 27 May 2015
.@Ballislife .@KyrieIrving with the sack-tap on .@VAREJAOANDERSON and they thought Delly was dirtiest Cavs guard. http://t.co/YiEFuBydyb
Michael Rizzuto 24 May 2015
Locking your room door is like plugging in your celly to charge when it's already on 💯
Locking your room door is like putting on a condom to crank it...bc u don't know where your hand has been.
Locking your room door is like saying "hey, roommate, I think there is a nonzero chance of u busting into my room while I'm cranking it."
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