Michael Piper 1 Oct 2016
Mike Piper @wazzbert
Current weather status = very little point in showering https://t.co/YWeolliitM
I save money on silly shit so I can waste it on sillier shit.
Michael Piper 30 Sep 2016
Updated holiday goal: use no toilet paper all week, take advantage of the beautiful cleanliness of the atlantic ocean. Sorry fishies
Michael Piper 27 Sep 2016
In Cape Verde for a week. Holiday goals: get me a thigh gap. Will report back, possibly with pictures.
Michael Piper 26 Sep 2016
RT @vizcomic: https://t.co/dRhYBLzVLO
RT @cshirky: literally me https://t.co/S3z804CAhd
Sex and spirituality are closely-linked. Dose me up! https://t.co/pBhIczgsgx
Would love to work out if there's a way for me to have your cake and eat it too, as well as my own.
When a friend goes to a charity shop and says 'I saw this and thought of you' https://t.co/BXJq77vfph
Michael Piper 24 Sep 2016
Come on arsenal (don't get to say that very often)
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