Michael Piper 19 Nov 2013
Michael Piper @wazzbert
Angry at friends for being shitty friends atm. Feeling very maligned.
Michael Piper 16 Nov 2013
A man walks into a zoo. It only has one animal. It's a dog. It's a shit zoo.
Michael Piper 15 Nov 2013
RT @thedailymash: Man appreciates women’s arses on a feminist level http://t.co/om3nPspUWJ
Michael Piper 9 Nov 2013
Being paid to be doing what you're doing anyway is v cool. Especially when that something is drinking whisky in a pub on a saturday night.
RT @Rossgarvey: The gambling machines helping drug dealers 'turn dirty money clean' http://t.co/I5u7nhFgrY via @guardian
Michael Piper 8 Nov 2013
My following to followers ratio just passed 1. Someone #FF me please! Will return the favour.
Spare ticket for The National @ ally pally on 14th november, who wants to join?
http://t.co/wx7lgY4ky9 72ft canyon mountain-biking.... Incredible!
Michael Piper 5 Nov 2013
ooooh someone with a blue tick follows me! except... i have no idea who they are.
Michael Piper 4 Nov 2013
Got some caviar stuck in my teeth. #1stWorldProblems
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