Lauren Billings 29 Mar 2015
Lauren Billings @tittiechips
Asking me to dinner as you're stacking my chips when I was emptying the clip is not a good strategy. #gfy
There must be an Asian Massage Parlor station on Pandora. Instead of ads they only play four songs repeatedly.
Lauren Billings 28 Mar 2015
Don't put a bad beat on @dmoongirl she started learning MMA today. Let's set a line on how long before we need bail $ http://t.co/RZaayz2OoR
Lauren Billings 24 Mar 2015
This was a free gift at a store in Seattle. It's like they know me. Or my face just screams dental and mental case. http://t.co/kLNFuW1Axd
Lauren Billings 22 Mar 2015
@mcmattopoker looks great as Whitney Houston. Amiright? http://t.co/K1JmwvINqw
Liberty alive in Washington State: legal marijuana and a Drag show with my sister and her wife. It is not raining men tonight.
Lauren Billings 19 Mar 2015
Try to get my 2 yr old nephew to say blue by saying what color is the sky? See his confusion & realize the sky is generally white. #Seattle
This is his cheesecake. To salt or not to salt the sexist fuck's pile of cholesterol. http://t.co/t2yxledp8W
He was complaining that I was pretty. And it is Vegas so I must not be tourist since I'm not dressed slutty. #idiot #geisha
Some guy just told me I look like a first grade teacher in this outfit. I'm wearing a fucking kimono. Where do I teach medieval Japan?
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