Elated to be home for more than three days in a row unless it snows in Tahoe. No more flights.

Good luck to @DonkeyBomber & @audavidb tomorrow on @PokerNightTV. Watch out for @dmoongirl she's dangerous, esp. w/the cocktail waitress.

I'd like to thank the TSA for giving me cardio and an asthma attack because of their ass backwards protocol. Get it together LAS.

I don't know how @PeppermillPoker can compete with this offer from Atlantis. @JimmyHorikawa better get Hall&Oates http://t.co/3cgnV2MMM9

When driving behind the guy whose license plate is "OUT4FUN" and he's swerving all over LV Blvd he's likely out 4 fun but not 4 long. #DUI

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After 20hrs of travel so happy to be home in Vegas. Def only person to go from real Venice to fake Venice today. http://t.co/LKufOu1HID

Just landed in US, back thru security to Vegas for my free opt-out (rapiscan) welcome massage. #value #Merica

So you can be sure you're in Italy when your entire 5/10 game gets up for dinner break.

@JamieKerstetter having cava at our place if you want to come over. Or meet out for some night life. Let's do it.