Christy Gary 21 Dec 2013
Gary Christy @garyc101
RT @jenstatsky: If you have a cat but your clothes aren't constantly covered in cat hair, congratulations on lying about having a cat.
Christy Gary 20 Dec 2013
Million dollar porn idea: Fuck Dynasty.
Christy Gary 19 Dec 2013
Even if a god did create everything, it should be public domain by now.
Christy Gary 18 Dec 2013
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: Keith Richards is 70 today, which is the biggest "fuck you" to anyone who brags about living a non-smoking, non-alcoho…
Christy Gary 17 Dec 2013
Crying my eyes out listening to For the Good Times, by Ray Price. If you were in my life, you're one of the ones I'm crying about.
Christy Gary 16 Dec 2013
Tobacco is still killing one in five Americans. Use your brain, guys. #NoButts
Just saw an a-hole call somebody the b-word.
Finished nearly two-thirds of a bottle of NyQuil before throwing away the little plastic cup and swigging the rest. Personal best.
Christy Gary 14 Dec 2013
RT @tweetcomedian: If you’ve seen 5 minutes of a soccer game, you’ve seen every soccer game.
Christy Gary 13 Dec 2013
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