Christy Gary 1 Jan 2014
Gary Christy @garyc101
Like Daylight Savings Time, but for Years. Set your calendar ahead tonight, roll it back in six months. Aging solved.
Christy Gary 31 Dec 2013
If you're successful, haven't you reduced diversity?
You celebrate diversity, and make sure everyone knows it. Then, you proselytize and try to recruit others to your point of view (cont)
Happy new year to my unknown caller from Tupelo who, after 87 calls, still hasn't left a message explaining who you are and what you want.
Remember to set your calendar ahead tonight.
Christy Gary 30 Dec 2013
RT @yoyoha: Twitter advice: 1. Tweet whatever you want 2. Realize everything you want is stupid 3. Tweet what everyone else wants
Christy Gary 25 Dec 2013
RT @tweetcomedian: Not a creature was stirring. That’s why these pancakes are disgusting.
RT @IamEnidColeslaw: I'm a virgin but I'm pregnant?! WORST CHRISTMAS EVER
Christy Gary 23 Dec 2013
If I'm cooking with flour, I'm not making pasta. I'm making gravy.
Christy Gary 21 Dec 2013
RT @GarryShandling: If this isn't the shortest day of the year I don't know what is.
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