Zachary Smith 31 Jan 2016
Zachary Smith @zacharysmudger
Shark eats another shark at aquarium @CNN https://t.co/NlwM401PMe
Zachary Smith 30 Jan 2016
RT @katy_erin: twitter is just for depressed people to make jokes and for famous people to make apologies
RT @whatthefritz: The result of teaching abstinence-only sex ed to the colts and fillies, no doubt https://t.co/wKfDaC0tPk
Shout out to bath and body works for making it possible for my entire body to smell like mahogany teakwood
Zachary Smith 29 Jan 2016
Whatever you do, marinate it with jack Daniels
Zachary Smith 28 Jan 2016
If/when you get married would be you be willing to sign a prenup? If already married still vote.
RT @AGreaterMonster: I've got my standards. I'll never date someone who uses Comic Sans.
RT @AlanFelyk: Portion control? Easy to beat. Just keep eating a small amount all the time.
Two things I want in life, a Dalmatian and a koala
I want 1/2 price apps
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