Zachary Smith 15 Feb 2015
Zachary Smith @zacharysmudger
P.s. I only keep coming back for the ice cubes
The self control is real when you only order a 6" from #subway
Apparently the freaks come out on Sunday
Day after budlight is always bad
The waters warm so you might as well swim
http://t.co/QveTgBtntL
Omaha tonight on Valentine's Day, guess that means possible sloots on deck, I'll let you know how many desperate singles I see #excludingme
Dibbs
Zachary Smith 14 Feb 2015
Credit cards were invented to make young dumb stupid decisions in your twenties
RT @CoorsLight: Forget the pickup lines. Just order a pitcher of Coors Light. #LifeHacks #SinglesDay #HappyValentinesDay http://t.co/uZo8Z8…
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