Carter Gill 3 Dec 2016
Carter Gill @cartergill
WIFE: Baby's asleep, we are all alone ME: (taking pants off) *trips on sons toy SON: (wakes up and looks at me) I see daddy's wee-wee
Just paid a cover to go to an arcade. How did we consider these games fun 20 years ago???
RT @sdutdennislin: Woah. The Padres non-tendered Tyson Ross, Alexi Amarista, Jon Edwards, Erik Johnson, Jose Pirela and Hector Sanchez.
Carter Gill 2 Dec 2016
Rather than wait on hold we'll call you when it's your turn in line between 8-11 minutes 9 minutes later they call Please wait on hold
Carter Gill 1 Dec 2016
RT @Deadspin: MLB imposes a smokeless tobacco ban on future major leaguers https://t.co/lZVgGYprSe https://t.co/8xs7juJory
If 5 yrs ago I wrote a script about Trump becoming potus and appointing Nazis climate change deniers and Sarah Palin no one wld believe it
When I was 5 I thought the pledge of allegiance was dumb and got sent to principals office for changing words. 25 yrs later it's still dumb.
So 10 years ago #sherripapini posted a story about white pride and hating Latinos and now she gets "kidnapped" and released with "injuries"?
My two year old took the key from wife's purse and laughed at her looking frantically everywhere. He says "mommy stupid" and gives her key.
Carter Gill 30 Nov 2016
If you haven't seen 13th, watch it.
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