Carter Gill 30 Aug 2017
Carter Gill @cartergill
RT @pattonoswalt: Holy shit. https://t.co/M5jE1ZLTUf
Five years ago my wife didn't even speak English, now she's a naturist vegan with 2 kids living in Portland. Fucking Oregon.
Told my mom my herpes test came back negative and she said, "Really? I always just assumed you had that. "
Carter Gill 29 Aug 2017
Just got notified from social media compliance that I may not link anything mortgage related here because of the "sexual nature" of profile
I always say to my wife "don't be mad but" and then she gets mad anyway. But I told her not to be mad!
Carter Gill 27 Aug 2017
@theaceofspaeder last time a team made 5 errors in the first inning? Go.
RT @enosarris: breathless “McGregor is tired now” updates tell me this is the same old Mayweather fight and I didn’t miss much
Carter Gill 25 Aug 2017
RT @nachosarah: I just want a guy who will fuck me as hard as trump is fucking america
Carter Gill 24 Aug 2017
RT @peterheck: If this is the new standard for removing broadcasters from the air, I'm now determined to find a confederate soldier who was…
RT @Super70sSports: The Hoover had terrible range, but it smoothly fielded what it could get to. You know, sort of like Derek Jeter. https:…
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