Regardless- firing 1st bullet of Borgata 2 Milly this morning. Hoping for a repeat of last series' #1bulletbag so I don't deal w the PM line

Dunno what's more tilting the shittiest hand dryers on the planet at Sands #handsstillwet Or the gym hours @ Borgata. #awakeearly #gymclosed

Out in 25th for peanuts ($2k+) - lost a lot of big hands/got set up a lot. At least I can watch the Bucks game ton. C u at Borgata #sandsdse

Bagged 1.13 mil in @SandsPokerRoom Main comin back to 6k/12k Tom. Should be about tied for chip lead. 73 left 63 paid $71k n change up top

Bagged 154k comin back to 500/1000 Tom. Should be a top 25 or so stack #sandsDSE

Insert default "1st tournament of the year" / "I will pwn everyone" tweet. #sandsDSE

RT @TheSaurus831: Id wish good luck to all friends playing any PCA events today - but youre in the fucking Bahamas. Fuck you & your already…

Reading the fine print of the tourney - capped at 1k players? Is that 250 a flight? And whats the thinking behind this? @SandsPokerRoom

RT @A_Barnha: So wait. We knocked out the #1 team with a 3rd string QB? #rolltears