Benjamin Wilinofsky 6 Sep 2015
Ben Wilinofsky @NeverScaredB
RT @mynameisntdave: Nothing gets me hard faster than looking directly into Medusa's eyes. #umph
RT @Jade_VK: MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: …
RT @Jade_VK: "welcome to Burger King may I-" PARLAY "excuse me w-" I INVOKE THE RIGHT OF PARLAY YOU MUST TAKE ME TO YOUR KING
GL all! https://t.co/wJaE0ih6Ov
RT @BillKristol: "The rubble of Palmyra is a melancholy emblem of the rubble of American foreign policy." Must read by Wieseltier. http://t…
Benjamin Wilinofsky 4 Sep 2015
RT @animaldrumss: why is everyone talking about this. once again my hand picked selection of accounts i follow are discussing their mutual …
RT @ruinedpicnic: 'wake and bake' means smoking marijuana in the morning, but it's also a way too casual term for a cremation ceremony
RT @ruinedpicnic: donald trump looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a dog
RT @UniqueDude2: COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there http://t.co/hKNFpmfwAp
RT @FrenulumBreve: [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom] "Now give me my wife." "This is short by £2.39" [hides Mcflurry] "it's all I …
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