Benjamin Wilinofsky 4 Nov 2013
Ben Wilinofsky @NeverScaredB
RT @the_ironsheik: Daylight Saving Time = Ultimate Warrior raisin dick
Benjamin Wilinofsky 3 Nov 2013
Probably "bad."
Just sneezed. I wonder what it would be like to sneeze and vomit at the same time.
Update: rocking the HELL out of this ponytail to keep from getting vomit in my hair.
Had a notion to get comfortable in bed. Ran back to toilet as soon as I got to bedroom. Vomited the way we all die: alone, and in the dark.
My girlfriend woke up to find me trying to puke. Instead of being grossed out, she insisted on staying with me to keep me entertained. <3
Won draft, still no puke, battery dying. I feel like I should be able to identify some sort of moral about my life from this.
On the plus side, made the finals of my draft.
False alarm, guys. Just more warning shots. God damn my metaphors are getting mixed up more than my insides.
WE HAVE LIFTOFF
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