Jonas Mackoff 9 Dec 2013
Jonas Mackoff @donut604
RT @dexshow: Honoured 2 be Goalie of the Week but really think it came as a result of our team's commitment & toughness on the road. Easy t…
Jonas Mackoff 8 Dec 2013
Impossible for me to hear anyone ask what anyone's problem is anymore without responding, "they like bad bitches".
All these guys sitting at a table grinding tinder at the bar - girls at other table appearing to do the same. Maybe just talk to each other?
Jonas Mackoff 7 Dec 2013
Say what you want but Backstreet's Back and s-club are both incredible to dance to.
Real quote from MC tonight - "I've been doing this 1.5 years, and can honestly say every year has been better and better and better"
Is this what a hipster bar is? Dance floor is packed but everyone is too cool to dance and they're all standing still
How'm I supposed to drink liquor straight from the bottle when it has one of those flame-retardant tops.These are real problems you guys #fb
Got myself a little stud8 ftops jersey tonight :) Now just gotta learn this "texas holdem" all the kids are playing these days #oldman
RT @DanOdema: Get a ginger ale instead of gingerbeef. #chinessefood #wheresthegingerbeef #fob http://t.co/G6U42WbmuE
Jonas Mackoff 5 Dec 2013
@FenwayKing glgl today. Sober me wants you to win, I promise. Ignore anything I ever tweet at you between midnight and 5am.
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