Jonas Mackoff 23 Feb 2014
Jonas Mackoff @donut604
RT @d_dot_o: If the Sedins decide to remember how to score tonight, I swear to goddd
Jonas Mackoff 19 Feb 2014
Everytime you say, "You can't make this stuff up!", you're a liar.
Jonas Mackoff 17 Feb 2014
RT @hurlarious: Sorry I thought your cousins intervention was a rap battle I thought everyone was crying because I owned them
Jonas Mackoff 14 Feb 2014
Missed the seabus and ended up with a Sapporo and miso soup next door. Now how to rewire my brain to always make this mistake?
Jonas Mackoff 6 Feb 2014
@CraigMcCorkell q: at trivia night tonight: "how many lbs is 2 stone". Recalled how much weight you lost and gained back x2 and shipped it!
Jonas Mackoff 2 Feb 2014
Either I'm Dexter or I've been cooking with beets #fb http://t.co/6wdcPEzHZA
Jonas Mackoff 25 Jan 2014
@floppinhel just met some drunk welsh guy, he says your name's not welsh. Is he lying or are you lying?
Jonas Mackoff 23 Jan 2014
I think I just set the high score for the first 5 levels!!!! (at Northlands golf course)
Arrive home after night of drinking.Get undressed.Throw keys on desk. Rogue mentos in pocket??FUCK YES, SCORE, HELL YA WHAT A GOOD NIGHT!!!!
Jonas Mackoff 19 Jan 2014
Guys, I might be the person of 2014 to one-handed eat a big piece of Eggplant Parmesan while urinating. What have you done this year?
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