Inspired by today's Google Doodle, I tried my luck with an off-hand 'asparagus, poker' search and came up with the following reason why onine poker grinders should NOT 'keep calm and eat asparagus':
It may be loaded with anti-oxidants and nutrients but asparagus is also a powerful natural diuretic so unless you have a pee jar handy, you're not advised to relish on this particular vegetable once you've registered for one of the many RankingHero freerolls currently on offer :)
See:
http://www.rankinghero.com/rkh.freerolls
RKH Freerolls - Ranking Herowww.rankinghero.com
Further asparagus reading:
Fortune teller uses asparagus tips to tell your futureMany fortune tellers rely on tea leaves but Jemima Packington uses asparagus to predict the future.www.mirror.co.uk
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