I’ve had enough of the shit camera angle in the Thursday night football game. Wtf.....

I️ drank 3 @foundersbrewing breakfast stouts and my body created clear urine. That’s incredible.

Nagging head cold for 5 days. Threw in the towel and got piss drunk yesterday. Today I️ feel totally fine again.

Only 2 late games is sort of a joke.

RT @betonline_ag: No matter how your games are going right now, your Saturday is way better than this guys. #BYU #SJSUvsBYU https://t.co…

RT @DarrenElias: Bagged chip lead w 3.5M @WPT @bestbet_jax going to 6 handed FT tmrw. https://t.co/R7VDQt2GYZ

Anyone in Vegas interested in grabbing a dank beer at a random dive bar on a Monday afternoon let me know. Looking for treasure today.

Why is @WSOP merging player pools when its obv things are going swimmingly in Nevada considering they still run a daily seniors only event.

The red light green light timing in Vegas is miserable.

Is it safe to say no one will ever touch Bruce Smith's 200 sack record?