RT @RihTweetMe: Fake Mark-Paul and Fake Lark and their fake relationship is giving me real life right now. #Unauthorized

The unauthorized saved by the bell story kicking off on lifetime right now

.@YahooFantasy nice job screwing up the only relevant part of ur business remaining. #geocities

This is the reason I now own a ladder. http://t.co/2DuRpuIoem

Got a new drone yesterday that I don't know how to fly & decided it would be a good idea to go fly it over the river http://t.co/T4M6sHPGWB

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Can't stop cringing at this Bilzerian interview as Stern quizzes him on what it's like being a poker pro

Trying to leave tomorrow. Hit me up if we need to square up. I'm staying at rio.

Out of the main. Gave the last of my chips to @RyanRiess1 67ss<78 all in on the 5s8s8x. Gl friends

Tried bluffing tightest guy at table off a pair and it did not work. 47k going to 800bb