Craig Federspiel 22 Aug 2016
Craig Federspiel @CFedLV
RT @VancityReynolds: This morning, my daughter said, "quiche" which means she's smart, hungry and an asshole.
Craig Federspiel 19 Aug 2016
Dealer just got a fill. Handed chip runner one green and said "bring me 5 reds please" #SharpAsAMarble
Craig Federspiel 18 Aug 2016
This is why DVR might be the best invention ever. Yes I'm an "adult." #Rio2016 😂 #Olympics https://t.co/gcr2s3mCAM
Craig Federspiel 16 Aug 2016
I'm not sure if there is a hell, but if there is, it has a special xtra crispy section for ppl who block intersections during traffic jams🖕🏽
The guy that got fired for playin "Smack My Bitch Up" after Aroldis Chapman left the game did so in very poor taste. HILARIOUS nonetheless
Craig Federspiel 15 Aug 2016
Guy walks by table 18 @ARIAPoker, bends down and picks up an Ace of Hearts off the carpet. Says "you don't see this everyday!" #Standard
Craig Federspiel 9 Aug 2016
Pro tip: if you're gonna rip a one hitter while grinding at Aria, maybe don't do so in the Men's room. The stench is quite pungent.
Craig Federspiel 8 Aug 2016
Sick guerrilla marketing skills @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/NRiLUoZAzB
Craig Federspiel 4 Aug 2016
"Hey honey, will you set the DVR for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics for me?" -no one ever
Craig Federspiel 2 Aug 2016
How wrecked is the system when the fuckin evil Koch brothers can't even find a puppet they like #👹 https://t.co/HvZkEC2Wrw
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