Alex Gilbert 6 Jun 2017
alexander @amgilb01
mom, yelling: come help me bring the groceries in *crickets* mom, still yelling: guess you dont want any of these… https://t.co/LZySxLGzRt
theory: the abundance of oversized flamingo pool floats in the hamptons is the product of a little known tax writeoff
Alex Gilbert 5 Jun 2017
every year https://t.co/LkcetOwQDv
ive got dreams to remember
Alex Gilbert 4 Jun 2017
you guys are still doing the extra long t-shirt thing huh?
Alex Gilbert 2 Jun 2017
person, to me: sleep when ur ded me, to myself: i AM dead... on the inside
getting 1 star in this Uber but it's fine cuz we're belting dashboard
Alex Gilbert 1 Jun 2017
yall know macka b cuz of those nutrition videos but i hope you listen to "bob" cuz that song meant a great deal to my upbringing
Alex Gilbert 31 May 2017
if i get one more agency cannes yacht "party" invite im going to chuck this computer into the hudson yall KNOW im not going
alligators are dinosaurs no ifs ands or buts
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