Brock Duplechien 30 Oct 2017
Brock Duplechien @BrockDuplechien
Goddamnit. https://t.co/jGLIwOudhP
“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke man I couldn’t picture this” - Christopher Wallace
Brock Duplechien 29 Oct 2017
Shaved for my Halloween costume and now I just want my facial hair back.
You know, I thought I would’ve seen a ton of other Mortys’ this weekend; only ran across one so far. https://t.co/s3LCzf87yk
Parents bought me a set of flannel pajamas for Christmas a few years ago. At first, I laughed. Now it’s like my favorite shit of all time.
Brock Duplechien 28 Oct 2017
Figured out why my coworkers wouldn’t help me out by closing for me: because they all just get super drunk during the shift. That’s cool.
Me: hey I have tickets to a show and a costume party to go to afterwards; could you close for me? 4 diff ppl: nah, we’re just gonna chill.
Brock Duplechien 27 Oct 2017
Yes, I paid 1,000$ for a phone today. Fuck you, it’s magical. How much was your bar tab last weekend? Ah, word; good investment.
Don’t have rough skin.
Brock Duplechien 26 Oct 2017
Just killed a spider and legit feel really, really bad for it. Fuck.
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