wanna play the "I'm gonna get shitty" #NFL drinking game? everytime @Johngruden_mnf says "I like" take a shot.... try to make it to the 4th!

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Can't play on the site because I live in DE and now can't get my payout and it's been months. #stupidstupidstupid

@idc219 Are you not talking or am I messed up?

Can't wait to get back into the gym next week! Ready to get on that 8 pack train. #sixpackforwhat

Jaw surgery went well, just in some pain.

#HerbertThePervert #familyguy #impersonation #comedy https://t.co/w0MWPbNeMV

#family #matters http://t.co/xOXFebvitB

The Danaconda unwrapped tour 2014 hits #northcarolina tomorrow. Loading up the tour bus tonight

Sometimes I text people and when they don't get it I think...... Maybe I just think two steps ahead of you in texting and in life.