girls on the internet thirsty for likes

"I just wanna rap but I got bills to pay"

Its so hard to critique people professionally that you've developed a personal relationship with. #work

I need good places to go camping, no cabins, I wanna sleep on the ground. Suggestions below prease

Skinny jeans, I'm a skinny dude

Strawberries + white cheddar popcorn = captain crunch

"Sir if you could step over with the officer were just going to do an additional search" #tellmethatitsrandom

In the car explaining ab soul to my dad.

I think I like running late, I'm too impatient to be on time

Line at 7/11. The blonde girl at the register is attempting to count all the way to 100!