RT @TexasHumor: Fact: All drinks taste better in mason jars.

I love this!! http://t.co/TCi65rF2TE

I need a green card so badly! #getusouttahere

I can't believe J will be two on Monday! This time two years ago I was doing everything imaginable to induce labour

My Friday plans involve putting J to bed, pouring a large glass(es?) of wine, and watching this potential Russian invasion happen. #cool

I'm Canadian but I bet the Americans. This game is a win-win for me

Princess diaries on Netflix? Goodbye night

Thinking about starting juicing. Suggestions??? @DanielWClements @AceMulhall you guys do this?

iPads are amazing. He hasn't moved in an hour http://t.co/xbo98YzpiS

Jackson's in bed early and I'm home alone. Feels like a chocolate and netflix night