Verifying myself: I am jlaz on https://t.co/AXdlhbwSb2. VchZfQcAN9oScE7BJw94t14gVRe4tMIx62Lx / https://t.co/J4YQI5qmQO

Yeah... too many social media outlets. RIP my lame Twitter account. You can find me if you really need to, not too hard to do :)

Things that calm me down: Dumping water (rainwater in this case) on hot pavement and watching the water evaporate into vapor. Soothing.

That feels when you get to your scheduled dentist appointment and their office is closed. Wat.

Welp, my @doordash order got cancelled. The restaurant I've ordered from is slammed & can't do carryout. How can I feed myself? #fwp

Here I go again, let's see how long this Tweet spree will last. Gonna give a shot at using this as a more personal soapbox :)