Norman Chad 25 Dec 2016
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49ers vs. Rams this season: 2-0. 49ers vs. rest of NFL: 0-13. Chip Kelly has to learn to schedule more patsies, like they do in college.
Norman Chad 24 Dec 2016
What are the chances that Blake Bortles would CATCH a touchdown pass today before he would throw an interception? #StatisticalImprobability
Before most games, Patriots find the guy working at the nearest Radio Shack, sign him as a wide receiver and Tom Brady throws him a TD pass.
Norman Chad 23 Dec 2016
Week 16 pick: Panthers (+3) vs Falcons. In conciliatory move, Cam Newton will wear tie to stadium AND coming out of locker room at halftime.
Week 16 NFL 'system' picks: Eagles +2.5, Bengals +1.5, Bears +3 (God save me), Jaguars +5 (God help me). Season ATS record: 32-39-4.
'System' games in NFL: In final two weeks, we take lousy teams playing for nothing ATS vs. teams that absolutely must win. #GuaranteedProfit
Norman Chad 22 Dec 2016
Grayson Allen: Once an accident, twice a trend, three times a serial tripper. #ButCoachKKnowsBest
Norman Chad 19 Dec 2016
My Couch Slouch newspaper column this week: Yes, we all still hate the New England Patriots. https://t.co/GgKu9fFHIa
Norman Chad 18 Dec 2016
Steelers Coach Mike Tomlin has not made a correct decision on whether or not to go for a two-point conversion since October 2009.
If Todd Haley were the nation’s budget director, America would go bankrupt.
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