To Sinead, from every middle-aged man in America. . . STFU

Buying a roomba at Costco, the check-out lady rings it up, looks at me, and says "$300, ok?"

Portland is now my 3rd favorite U.S. city, behind SF and NY, which are tied for 1st

@MaravichLSU U2 man

@golferjosh who do you like in the final round?

@golferjosh can u DM me or get my # from Edog and shoot me a text?

@RealKidPoker Paris? SF?

So nice to see a professional, and one of the best, if not THE best, nlh tournament player alive, leading the final table of the main event

If there is any justice, JC or Carlos will win this thing

@jctran23 go, kid, go!