Corey Burbick 29 Nov 2018
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RT @pr0spector88: imagining all those loud assholes on sportscenter arguing over which fleshlight girl has the best molding
Corey Burbick 26 Nov 2018
RT @pr0spector88: the bar tender thought I was "cheersing", when I held up my glass gesturing for another, and I had to politely explain th…
RT @normal_now: Giving a retail employee the knowing "can you believe these Christmas shopping normies " smirk , and she immediately breaks…
Corey Burbick 25 Nov 2018
Unracking my chips at a new table while asking "how about that dwight howard..?..." in a confusingly neutral tone… https://t.co/v4shs2nFK1
Thinking about developing a random poker catch phrase I say softly and sporadically to nobody at the table in parti… https://t.co/5w1YNsMRWU
Corey Burbick 24 Nov 2018
[steps into casino on a fri night mismatched sweats, wrinkly undershirt, book bag on and earbuds in ] where that good pussy at ?
Corey Burbick 22 Nov 2018
RT @degg: "i call the turkeys dick" "no its mine! you got it last year" pipe down boys this turkey has a big huge dick theres plenty for bo…
Corey Burbick 21 Nov 2018
got angry today imagining doug polk getting 600k views on a video titled like "most gto way to cook a turkey!?!?!?!… https://t.co/ILZ34NOpng
Corey Burbick 20 Nov 2018
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RT @normal_now: Sports sports sports sports sports sports sports!!!!!! (Starting quiet and getting louder without changing expression)
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