Ralph Massey 3 Jan 2014
ralph massey @TheSilverStash
Juts finished "Breaking Bad"...it was a masterpiece...6 days left on break what series should I watch next?
Ralph Massey 1 Jan 2014
Proof that @nevermissmassey and I can clean up when we need to #HappyNewYear http://t.co/lSD1XKMAyp
Agreed to pay 6.75x the normal taxi fare bc I had no choice..hey @Uber if you're gonna rape me at least lick my ass first you greedy fucks!
Ralph Massey 31 Dec 2013
I also just took 20 min to select "Road House" on Netflix at 3:30 am..I am the ABSOLUTE WORST
Tweeted at myself while trying to correct mis-tag of @eddiemurphy which upon further review wasn't a mis-tag...I'm the worst
@TheSilverStash: Just once in my life I wanna wake up like Eddie Murphy in the beginning "Coming to America"...Ok maybe twice
Ralph Massey 30 Dec 2013
I have a voice in my head that always demands more every time I look in the mirror it isn't normal or healthy but it's why I'm gonna win
Ralph Massey 29 Dec 2013
Just tried to book room for Choctaw and everything is booked... If anybody has a open bed to sell or room to split please get at me
I was just reminded that I got caught washing my dick in the sink of the bathroom at the bar I'm currently in @rodanchicago #memorylane
Beyond happy to be home w @DinoGardiakos at @joeschicago my favorite restaurant and one of my favorite people. #homesweethome
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