"Manchester United winger Nani signs new five-year contract #SSN" It's that grim that this is golden compared 2 that woeful transfer on Mon

Fellaini needs to do one SWIFT u-turn tbf, and head back to training #MUFC #TransferDeadlineDay

Happy Birthday @SquidPoker!!! Hoping for that b-day run good in Barca! GL and have a good one brother

RT @talkSPORT: Lunchtime laugh: Mourinho calls Moyes about Rooney transfer and sings a song http://t.co/d8ku2yt2zM #mufc #cfc

Did Fergie ever play Giggs RM/RWF out of choice?! Some1 plz tell Moyes never AGAIN #Valencia? #Young? #Nani? #Zaha?! @rioferdy5 @WayneRooney

RT @barnyboatman: Dealer puts out 4 card flop and immediately calls for new deck. Like a drunk shouting at a lamppost he just bumped into. …

GG Bale. Spurs/Liv will still finish above Arsenal this season. I take any wagers frm any1 on Arsenal 5th-20th @chinezo @SinTheMenis #£££

Must not lose game! Pissed Rooney's head's effed.