Peter Ippolito 23 Mar 2017
crippled pete @peter_ippolito
RT @pookleblinky: It's no wonder that these were attributed to miracles when the alternative is badass socialism.
RT @pookleblinky: And lo, the bartender goes in the back, pulls out jugs he opens to miraculously discover have wine in them.
RT @pookleblinky: "listen buddy. We both know you're holding back. Remember how I fucked up those moneylenders? Bring it."
RT @pookleblinky: So: the evening's festivities continue. Bartender says he's out of wine, but Jesus knows he's hiding the hooch in the bac…
RT @pookleblinky: You're not gonna bother serving the good stuff after everyone's too blasted to notice the difference.
RT @pookleblinky: It was, and still is, standard catering practice to only serve the good stuff early, then swap it for rotgut after everyo…
RT @pookleblinky: Similarly, his water to wine trick. The word he uses literally means master of ceremonies, who was also the bartender.
RT @pookleblinky: My favorite exegesis of Jesus's multiplying fish story is that he was, of course, a trickster socialist.
RT @HeerJeet: The leader of my cult always ends up being right. It's almost a little freaky. https://t.co/JdrMAlY5y6
RT @davidfrum: I was thinking of officials in the Buchanan administration who allowed disloyal elements to seize federal armories https://t…
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