Jeremy Ausmus 13 Dec 2016
Jeremy Ausmus @jeremyausmus
Disney today...tomorrow CA adventure...any recommendations?
Jeremy Ausmus 12 Dec 2016
My son says he doesn’t want a mommy anymore just a daddy cause mommy sounds too much like mummy
Jeremy Ausmus 11 Dec 2016
2 options for cake in my house: 1) abruptly eaten at breakneck speeds 2) dowsed in bleach and thrown in thrash then covered in tar
Not sure where I'm headed in life just had a can of kidney beans and about 3 rows of cake for dinner 😟
I eat rows of cake from the pan instead of pieces now. Then when someone asks "how many pieces cake you have bro?" I stone face say "zero"
Jeremy Ausmus 9 Dec 2016
I got the grocery shopping all taken care of! https://t.co/18RUqB89Xz
Is @themouthmatusow a fan of superman or does he think he himself has superman like qualities? https://t.co/XdtpxYWXhk
Jeremy Ausmus 8 Dec 2016
RT @msalsberg: In airport w @nipunjava and he's facetiming his mother in India yelling "1 bullet" into phone repeatedly. No sign of TSA ye…
Jeremy Ausmus 7 Dec 2016
Did not advance in Bellagio main ☹️️
Five diamonds main update: @Jtillathekilla2 is completely stomping everyone at my table, has heaps. Me=crumbs
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