Just got moved...my ☄🌠 may have aligned. #wsop2017 #Millymaker https://t.co/w4SEgAL06j

In my $275 satty, 2 limpers, button raises then tells dealer he needs the second card. Players give each other looks of bewilderment.

Poker table: A: "Your (last) name is what?" B: "Flower" A: "Dude here lookin' like a thorn tryna' say he's a flower" Entire table cracks up!

Overheard: A: "Your (last) name is what?" B: "Flower" A: "Dude here lookin' like a thorn tryna' say he's a flower" Entire table cracks up!

Overheard at SNG tables: Guy 1: "Your name is what?" Guy 2: "Flower" Guy1: laughing hysterically and telling rest of the table "Dude

My sincerest Thank You!!! to all our Veterans who afford us the freedom & opportunity to spend this beautiful #MemorialHoliday 🇱🇷 w my Famz

Hey @msalsberg @nipunjava...not sure if it still applies but is this your guys' work? https://t.co/aGcs43p0yR

And busto in 12th w/ preflop-r AA vs. 97o, flop 97x...as 9 advance to day 2, feeling guilty for wasting a bad beat on @msalsberg #simlife

Oops!..just river 2 outered to bust @msalsberg towards the later stretch of this @WPT @gardenscasino turbo flight...he's unfazed

Went to traffic court...each time am reassured there are a lot of people dumber than me #GlassHalfFull