Allen Bari 2 Oct 2013
Allen Bari @allenbari
Just accidentally squeezed the juice of half a lemon directly into my eyes.. extremely unpleasant.. but I feel like I'm seeing better now
RT @jeremyausmus: Does anyone really like their sheets tucked tight when they go to bed? I feel caged just like Castanza #notuck
Allen Bari 30 Sep 2013
I have only been really into football for 3 years, but I have never seen a team get an onside kick successful.. #firsttime
No, I don't think you are pretty "iPad" and I do not want to see your stupid face on these commercials anymore.. #itsover
That's it????? #breakingbad
I wonder if these assholes like "Mulligan" know how much everyone hates when they score touchdowns.. #fantasyfootball
Allen Bari 29 Sep 2013
Fred Jackson is the best and I will no longer be sitting him..
Just another Sunday funday in Hoboken.. http://t.co/vCrl4rSWbc
A skunk literally just crossed the road in front of me.. Without any sort of joke..
Allen Bari 28 Sep 2013
Hey @pokernews, tell @Donnie_Peters to give @JTBop the pokernews presenter job.. she is the best.. #donnieyouowememoney
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