new blog post about tracking things in your life - is your work worthwhile?? http://t.co/13fW69aj2F

No one needs a full muffuletta sandwich to themself. Lesson learned.

actually, what I specifically need is help with mobile optimization with premade themes on #Wordpress . Any #WebDevs out there with exp? $$$

actually, what I specifically need is help with mobile optimization with premade themes on #Wordpress . Any #WebDevs out there with exp? $$$

Need more HTML/CSS/WordPress/JavaScript help. If this is you, please contact me ASAP (have paid work in a hurry!) Thanks! #webdev

Do I know any Salesforce wizards out there? have a few customizations we'd like to make and would love some help. Will pay $$

RT @TMoLV: @DallasHogensen great profile pic. So official.

Amazing show tonight w @TheFullCharge and @bertkreischer . Go check them out @CobbsComedyClub plus they will get wasted w you after #pros

Happy Easter & Passover - I wrote a new blog about why writing (and reading) are more important than you think: http://t.co/vdpOrpmAB8

so I accidentally left my arabic homework on a plane last night (a print-out from a novel). Who thinks someone contacted the authorities??