Matthew Shepsky 21 Jul 2018
Matt Shepsky @shep2k
*entering casino* Security: ID sir? Me: *gives id* Security: wow, you don’t look 35 Me: oh, ya I look older huh? S… https://t.co/bTEhKH1imB
Matthew Shepsky 20 Jul 2018
Me: anyone wanna start a bigger plo game? (Plenty of players already on the interest list) Player 1: depends on wh… https://t.co/cdMMilDBu4
Matthew Shepsky 18 Jul 2018
RT @ThinkingUSD: If bitcoin goes to over 40k USD at anytime before the end of the year I’ll give everyone who retweets this .1 BTC or $4,00…
Matthew Shepsky 17 Jul 2018
On October 19th 2018: the crypto currency market cap will be exactly $527,341,562,018 at 7:36pm central time… https://t.co/LddoOcqTmD
Love hearing these lines in a live game: 1) Sigh, one table is so slow 2) I hate playing without my hud 3) Wish we… https://t.co/44eB22obLm
Matthew Shepsky 16 Jul 2018
When I’m on a quiet/full elevator and finally get to my floor I enjoy screaming “FFFUUUUCCCKKKK!!!” Right as the do… https://t.co/FvWAF7fEzA
Matthew Shepsky 11 Jul 2018
Dear Starbucks, Can you put trash cans in your drive thru so lazy assholes like me can dump my old Starbucks for n… https://t.co/6UhNVnEhcv
Matthew Shepsky 6 Jul 2018
After watching a cirque du soleil show I immediately go home and turn on “my 600 lbs life” #balance #motivation
Uber driver: so you doing some gambling while you’re here? Me: ya, playing some poker Driver: no black jack, ro… https://t.co/02V8H2Hwao
Matthew Shepsky 5 Jul 2018
Guy at my table all day “Cocktails, a couple waters please” *puts hand in pocket and pretends to grab money* *grab… https://t.co/NbTh49SwZl
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