Hey Google, any reason why you want to connect every aspect of my life thru you and know where I am at all times? Relax guy.

Bro, I partied so hard last night at panera, I blacked out at like 9:30

RT @RussellMark1226: a 30 sec clip of 2013 adventures. a great year. totally ripped off a North Face spot. shot entirely GoPro. http://t.co…

Nick foles has such sick skills. Numchucks skills, bowhunting skills.

RT @PrettyLivelyLV: an exploration of American masculinity http://t.co/HxbUztyPmY @EdwardPhamPoker given our discussion today....

Let me be the 1st to say: Happy Festivus everyone! The feats of strength will begin with me lifting 100lbs, right over my head

More advise for parents: Focus on the "big 3": toys, sports, and candy. Actually, that also goes for anyone buying me a present

Parents: Dont wrap up clothes that you have to buy your kids anyway and pawn them off as presents to pad the # of presents stats

I didnt break it, I was just testing its durability. Then I "placed" it in the woods because its made of wood so it could be with its family

RT @MichelleDBeadle: Lost another friend to CGFN....crazy girlfriend neutering. It's real people. Check your buddies. Affects everyone.