Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter 5 Mar 2016
Joshua carter @JoshVandeZande
Well just like any other job sometimes use gotta do shit you don't wanna do, knicker boss sent me to Oregon yesterday, be there Monday
I talk shit about week men a lot, yesterday I got so stressed out I forgot how to drive, had to pull off the road and calm down for 20 mins
Joshua Carter 4 Mar 2016
It's pretty close to impossible to live a low sodium lifestyle, my biggest obstacle is staying active, drive 11 hours a day where's you out
In the famous words of one of my best friends "fuck time zones" also I just accidentally shoplifted a banana #ThugLife
Joshua Carter 3 Mar 2016
I don't know why but the scene from Clerks 2 where the guy play with the donkey just popped in my head, what a great movie
Old Mexico to New Mexico. Laredo tx, to the ABQ 900 miles baby!!!!
Get to go to Albequerque, I'm excited cuz that's were I ate that 8 pound burrito, think in the place is called twisters #Round2
Joshua Carter 2 Mar 2016
Livin in a car in 100 degree outside temps is NOT fun, I'm a have to buy me some more clothes
So sprint did this cool thing, they raised my bill $10 but made it free to use my iPhone like wifi for iPad, no more watching little movies
Cooked up a big ol chunk of beef in my truck, I don't have a fork or knife so o had to eat it like a cave man
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