To be nice and friendly while winning is pretty easy. Someone's character when they're losing is much more telling #fuckoff

'I knew my hand wasn't good but I had equity' -guy who called two allins pre w JTo and cracked kk and qq #50/50 #eitherWinOrLose

Just tried to self-diagnose; Apparently it's either eczema or i have HIV #thxWebMD

RT @ManuelDavidian: That awkward moment when your mom is hotter than your wife #StephCurry

RT @BMDunson: The work of Sonny Vacarro @jerrymeyer247 (Rivals) @ebosshoops (Kansas Scout) & @FrankRusnak (HighSchoolElite) strongly inspir…

Old neighbors got busted for running grow house, new neighbors put 'no smoking' sign on their garage #wellplayedsir

Porn stars having amazon wish-list registries on their profiles are equal parts genius and sad #gangbang4gifts

Come to Whole Foods for the pastries and pizza #yourdoingitwrong http://t.co/rSo13lhO6m

Love helping people but I really need to stop wearing plain red shirts when I go to target and Costco #nopedontworkhere

Neighbor has my hendon mob open. I say, hi. No response. 'Anything u want to know, just ask' still nothing #goodtalk #loldonkaments