RT @cylusballin: Constantly battling first world self pity in this profession #boyamilucky #weallare

Am i wrong or is MSU missing that free throw on purpose unreal rotten?

You know that SPECIFIC MISTAKE i keep making in nlhe cash? It would be nice to make that ONE SPECIFIC MISTAKE way less often. #whenwillitend

They should rename "Buffett's Billions" to "Get Tortured by the CIA til you Reveal the Secret of Time Travel and/or Magic." @TheoryTheories

Big congrats to Jabari Parker on making it outta the NCAA uninjured.

@ToddWitteles ty for the shoutout; i don't disagree with your editorials for the most part, just the one on shaniac's crack article.

RT @dinosaurcomics: ('< - "I agree." said Frankenstein's Monster. "Also, my name is too long!" http://t.co/idxupislFp

Dreamed i played in the MLB all-star game and bet on whether we (NL team) would win by >10 runs. Apparently i'm Pete Rose in my dreams. =\

TY @thinkingpoker podcast; i now know that i live within walking distance of @EdMillerPoker. #seeyouatthelibrary #stalkings1percent

Open shoved not many beebs with a3s. Couldn't beat 77 and qq for the triple. #wishiplayedbetter #lasultimasduchas #LiveEmptyTease