RT @parismartineau: ask me how many electronic devices i’ve been asked to set up in the last twelve hours

RT @itrevormoore: Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone…

RT @universal_sci: Color changing octopus https://t.co/DcIEUCThXx

RT @TheNotoriousMMA: I hope you all have an amazing Christmas Day! Life is short. Reach out. Smile. Laugh. Love. We are all in this toget…

RT @IncredibleCulk: I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

RT @wesleysnipes: The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.

RT @VancityReynolds: These assholes told me it was a sweater party. @RealHughJackman #JakeGyllenhaal https://t.co/qGLa2a2o0Z

RT @CBSThisMorning: WATCH: @ElonMusk and @GayleKing test drove the tunnel he hopes will solve L.A. traffic: https://t.co/0c4jh0LzQj https:/…

RT @officialbuffcat: boop https://t.co/UtMcVt7tu5

RT @IamAlyssaSmith: The only way to describe my experience going through the new #boringtunnel was EPIC! @elonmusk's solution to solve "sou…